One thing I find about myself is I am a pathetic loser when it comes to matter of gals. I donno how to impress a gal Shucks! Every time I ever talk to a gal, there would be atleast 1 mistake I should not do is what my friends say. Mabbe probably this explains it all as why I am never seen in the company of a gal.
School: I was too shareef, rather very very shy to talk to girls.
10+2 : All maggu people……. all fun for these people is slogging harder. Though I had crush on a cpl of gals, my friends said they r far away from our league mama. Light tisko!
Graduation: Being good in acads …. Gals made me “bhai jaan mujhe bhi seeka dho mujhe kuch nahi aata..”…. Period graduation done
Post graduation: Ah! Nice campus and few head turners :P. If those few gals can head turn boys, I am equally good bet to make gals head turn on me :P. And I succeeded too. But never got close to anybody because I didn’t find anyone interesting. But always maintained good distance from gals. Liked one gal … but “she is booked boss” is what another friend tells. Period PG done.
MBA : aah very bad timing actually :(((((( missed the fun and golden days. My previous blog posts explain this all.
IBM : “Koi ladki single hai toh boldena” is the talk to town among boys ! :(.
Few Funda I learnt based on the KT I get from my friends in school, 10+2, graduation, PG and MBA are :
• If you ask a gal out for coffee, high probability she would interpret it as asking for a date. (Courtesy: colleague in IBM, of course a gal!)
• When asking a gal out on first time unless u have a level of comfy with her, never ask her out alone especially where there is a possibility of “highlight” (ie, if she is going to come alone it is a “highlight”). The best way to over come is ask 1 or 2 more gals who r common friends to join …. So that she doesn’t feel unease. Total give up solution I thought cos when I don’t have a single female friend to hang out where would I find other friends?.. (courtesy : A gal from graduation)
• Don’t ask a gal out for coffee… times have changed , get her attention the other way round. Ask her out on pretext of shopping for ur non-existent sister and grab the opportunity to spend time as much as u can after some fraud shopping and impress her. This is never going to happen ……… I am very bad at telling lies and defending myself :(. I end up caught very easily. (courtesy : A friend from school)
• “Dude you got a charm, you can floor any gal with ur cooking”. Just ask her to come home once and show ur culinary expertise. grrrrrrr when no gal is even interested to meet n see my face …. Asking her to come home for lunch / dinner is out of question. (Courtesy: Ex flat mate and friend from hell).
• Go and talk about pink and fancy stuff….. gals go gaga over it … flirt and make pun and always be at the service of the gal….. not 1 you will end up with 10. (Courtesy: the best known Casanova in my life. also happens to be my dear friend in college. For record he dated 6 gals at a time! (4 from Mukkafam jha coll and 2 from villa marie) and still managed to date all the gals for more than a yr with out the knowledge of other gals knowing). Flirting and me ……. Poles apart …… I m not fit for these.
• Just be yourself someone some where is made for u. teri number bhi lagega… hav patience. (courtesy : My cousins). Actually I am running out of my patience.... 27 and not a gf ever. And I am damn scared when my folks talk abt marriage and stuff. Cos I am shit scared to get married to some one whom I don’t know.
Mom n Bose version :
The gal I am going to get would be the luckiest person. If some one loses me it’s their loss. If some one is not interested in me, they are not worth pursuing cos its very tuff to find a person like me. All this is worth the wait.
I guess I am more like Chandler character in FRIENDS ….. a big looser, but still finds his love. Guess I too wd hopefully find soon, but this wait is making me tense…….
Arey yaar ... koi ladki se fitting kardona :)
School: I was too shareef, rather very very shy to talk to girls.
10+2 : All maggu people……. all fun for these people is slogging harder. Though I had crush on a cpl of gals, my friends said they r far away from our league mama. Light tisko!
Graduation: Being good in acads …. Gals made me “bhai jaan mujhe bhi seeka dho mujhe kuch nahi aata..”…. Period graduation done
Post graduation: Ah! Nice campus and few head turners :P. If those few gals can head turn boys, I am equally good bet to make gals head turn on me :P. And I succeeded too. But never got close to anybody because I didn’t find anyone interesting. But always maintained good distance from gals. Liked one gal … but “she is booked boss” is what another friend tells. Period PG done.
MBA : aah very bad timing actually :(((((( missed the fun and golden days. My previous blog posts explain this all.
IBM : “Koi ladki single hai toh boldena” is the talk to town among boys ! :(.
Few Funda I learnt based on the KT I get from my friends in school, 10+2, graduation, PG and MBA are :
• If you ask a gal out for coffee, high probability she would interpret it as asking for a date. (Courtesy: colleague in IBM, of course a gal!)
• When asking a gal out on first time unless u have a level of comfy with her, never ask her out alone especially where there is a possibility of “highlight” (ie, if she is going to come alone it is a “highlight”). The best way to over come is ask 1 or 2 more gals who r common friends to join …. So that she doesn’t feel unease. Total give up solution I thought cos when I don’t have a single female friend to hang out where would I find other friends?.. (courtesy : A gal from graduation)
• Don’t ask a gal out for coffee… times have changed , get her attention the other way round. Ask her out on pretext of shopping for ur non-existent sister and grab the opportunity to spend time as much as u can after some fraud shopping and impress her. This is never going to happen ……… I am very bad at telling lies and defending myself :(. I end up caught very easily. (courtesy : A friend from school)
• “Dude you got a charm, you can floor any gal with ur cooking”. Just ask her to come home once and show ur culinary expertise. grrrrrrr when no gal is even interested to meet n see my face …. Asking her to come home for lunch / dinner is out of question. (Courtesy: Ex flat mate and friend from hell).
• Go and talk about pink and fancy stuff….. gals go gaga over it … flirt and make pun and always be at the service of the gal….. not 1 you will end up with 10. (Courtesy: the best known Casanova in my life. also happens to be my dear friend in college. For record he dated 6 gals at a time! (4 from Mukkafam jha coll and 2 from villa marie) and still managed to date all the gals for more than a yr with out the knowledge of other gals knowing). Flirting and me ……. Poles apart …… I m not fit for these.
• Just be yourself someone some where is made for u. teri number bhi lagega… hav patience. (courtesy : My cousins). Actually I am running out of my patience.... 27 and not a gf ever. And I am damn scared when my folks talk abt marriage and stuff. Cos I am shit scared to get married to some one whom I don’t know.
Mom n Bose version :
The gal I am going to get would be the luckiest person. If some one loses me it’s their loss. If some one is not interested in me, they are not worth pursuing cos its very tuff to find a person like me. All this is worth the wait.
I guess I am more like Chandler character in FRIENDS ….. a big looser, but still finds his love. Guess I too wd hopefully find soon, but this wait is making me tense…….
Arey yaar ... koi ladki se fitting kardona :)
3 comments:
what/who is GOD dude? and now wat the hell is this BS dynamics.
Ya sure pelli cheskunta ... pori chupi :P
for anything and everything time has to decide. u cant grow overnight.so be patient
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